- Laugh awkwardly every time you make eye contact with any co-passenger.
- Pretend you have one super genius cell phone that you don’t need to turn off.
- Talk bullshit with God. Inform ‘We are near’.
- Sleep talk. Loudly.
- Wake up from a dream, ask the next person for weed/condom.
- Also lean on his shoulders and cry endlessly.
- Draw ‘make love, not war’ posters and distribute to same gender co-passengers.
- Walk into the aisle. Start bhasaan dance or sing like Justin Bieber.
- Try to jump out from the window every time you see a fat lady.
- Read Playboy. Every 10 minutes yell ‘I’m reading Playboy, anyone wanna join?’
- See a kid and say you own 100 Play Stations, 10 Disney lands and 1 zoo.
- Ask if anyone is willing to lend his monitor. Say you are dying to watch Krrish 3, now.
- Play air guitar in front of the rest room.
- Find an angry uncle. Give him a free hug. And run.
- Order Pork Sushi and Red Beer. Always.
- Find some one sleeping. Put lipstick on him. And watch.
- Shout over the phone ‘No there is no Bomb here’.
- Okay, come back to the aisle again and give an emotional farewell speech.
- Shout ‘Saaachin Saaachin’.
©Priyama Biswas for PosterGully.com