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Five Awesome (and Terrifying) Joker Quotes

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Joker is, without a doubt, the most beloved of all Batman villains. Immortalised by Heath Ledger in The Dark Knight, Joker is one of the most complex characters in the fictional universe. While Scarecrow, Bane, Mr Freeze etc present a formidable challenge, they are defined by motives, goals and ideologies that are comprehensible. Joker, in the form most familiar to us, is chaos in all its primordial, uninhibited, terrifying glory. He’s on a perpetual free fall into madness and the scary part? He loves the ride. Here are five awesome (and terrifying) Joker quotes from the canon:

1. “Residents of Joker Asylum are all required to follow one simple rule. Failure to follow this rule will be punished by death, no ‘ifs’, ‘ands’, or ‘buts’. And do you know the best part about the rule? It’s a secret!” - Batman: Arkham Asylum

2. “Tell me, Bats. What are you really scared of? Failing to save this cesspool of a city? Not finding the Commissioner in time? Me, in a thong?!” [laughs] - Batman: Arkham Asylum

3. “It’s true Batsy. I know everything, and kinda like the boy who opens his Christmas presents early, I must admit, it’s sadly anti-climatic. Behind all the stern and the batarangs, you’re just a little boy in a playsuit crying for mommy and daddy. It would be funny if it weren’t so pathetic…… Oh what the heck, I’ll laugh anyway. HA! HA! HA! HA! HAAAA!” - Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker

4. “Ladies and Gentlemen! You’ve read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature’s mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity’s importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It’s certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them… they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today’s harsh and irrational environment? I’m afraid the sad answer is, “Not very well.” Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this… any other response would be crazy!” - Batman: The Killing Joke

5. “The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense! That’s what cracks me up each time!” - Batman # 681

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