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12 Things About Aries

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1. They LOVE the color red. No i mean seriously they love it, they’d marry it and have hot sex with it all day if they could.

2. Which brings us to point number 2, they’re really sexual beings. And they give off those pheromones that usually give other people shivery shivers, even they’re not really interested the said person per se.

3. But they are still immature by nature, in the sense that their inherent thinking process isn’t really complicated.  It’s childlike and endearing.

4. Aries are also stubborn melodramatic idiots who can and frequently will behave like spoilt brats if they don’t get their way.

5. Everyone’s heard of the Aries firey tempers but they have an icy temper too and that my friend is something to be scared of. Ice can cause worse burns than fire.

6. They are impetuous and rush into everything, love, jobs, friendships, walls. Especially walls. Oh and they don’t learn any better ever

7. They are also highly creative, it may not be immediately apparent but its there. Try checking out the coming-late excuses of the least imaginative Aries you can think of… you’ll see what i mean.

8. They’re like fiery suns in your atmosphere, at times you love having them around with their energy and sunshineyness but other times you want to hide and do a rain dance covertly.

9. They are incapable of doing things in a half-assed manner. If they don’t want to do it they will not make an effort and do what you will but they will just not do it.

10. They collect people they can look upto, every Aries i know has this one or two mentor-figure that they regard as god-on-earth e.g. elder brother, husband, and girlfriend etc.

11. They love being taken care of especially when they’re sick. Cuddle them and baby them and goo goo gaa gaa them and they’ll be purring little happy pussycats.

12. I have heard tell that they’re super passionate in bed. Never having actually been with an Aries in that capacity i can’t be sure but the popular opinion seems to run in that direction!

ARIES

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12 Things about Librans

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Before you read this let me tell you… I’m a Libran and so that basically means that Librans are the awesomest sun-sign out there! And I’ll try to be fair in a very typical Libran way and write both sides of the story but c’mon! I have to tootle my own horn! (And no I don’t want to know what all you guys thought of that line)

  1. We’re a smiley bunch of people, even when to be angry we’re smiling
  2. We are incapable of deciding something quickly. We need to weigh every inconsequential action and reaction and our feelings on the same before we do anything
  3. Saying that, we can also be rather impulsive but mostly about stupid things.
  4. We have 2 moods. One is the sunshiney happy one that you read about and that people gush about. The other mood is that of a cranky crocodile from Lake Placid who’ll probably eat your hand and then say it wasn’t tasty enough.
  5. We are a dietician’s worst nightmare. We love food and especially sweet food! Bengalis have nothing on Librans for the sweet tooth.
  6. Because of the previous point Librans are usually curvy. Even thin skinny ones have all the lovely curves in the right places.
  7. Dimples. All Librans have that…whether it is on the chin or the cheek(s) or the forehead or the bum!
  8. We love to argue; somehow the day is not complete without a debate or discussion about an absolutely inane topic.
  9. Librans are horrible with money, we spend like crazy and we have no self control when it comes to shopping.
  10. ‘Hopeless romantic’ is a synonym for a Libran. We want hearts flowers candies and serenades and all the love in the world. Incidentally we also need the entire world to know that we are in love.
  11. We’re flirts, like not in a playa sort of way but we just flirt without even knowing we are doing it. Its like an inbuilt social skill.
  12. We are fiercely loyal and protective about the people we love. Don’t ever make the mistake of hurting a Libran’s friend, the retribution will not be pretty and can last well over a lifetime.

Don’t you wish you were a Libran? ;)

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12 Things About Pisces

Presenting the 2nd zodiac of the Twelve Things series!

Pisces! Mystical! Musical! Melodramatic!

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Twelve things about Pisces

1. Philosophy is their bread and butter. If you know a Pisces you know that they can take the smallest quibble to the most far fetched conclusion which still sounds logical somehow.

2. Logic is their mistress, sometimes they’ll act like its the only thing keeping them alive but are also adept at acting like it never existed.

3. Mix up Devdas, Byron and Mozart and you get a Piscean soul which according to them was rent and torn in half by scheming and alluring femme fatale or roadside romeo. 

4. Which makes this next point that they are highly sensitive and hopelessly romantic. Their hearts are not on their sleeves, THEY’RE RIGHT IN THEIR HANDS BEING FLUNG AROUND EVERYWHERE! 

5. They are uncannily accurate in their deductions or guesses. Check your psychic’s birthday shes probably one. 

6. They love to fight and argue as long as its in the spirit of disagreement sans anger but that doesn’t mean they don’t get angry, they get murderously and sometimes illogically angry too.

7. No matter how introverted a Pisces is, he/she will still be a social butterfly. They will know everyone or everyone will know them, even if it is in a niche sort of way/ 

8. If they bestow a title on you – friend, girlfriend, dad etc. they really actually mean it and expect you to live up to it. And heaven help you in dealing with the emotional drama if you don’t

9. They are annoyingly paranoid. Like a shadow is the ghoul from Insidious and every balding guy is his/her dad 

10. They must have an addiction. Whether it be alcohol, gum, hiymym whatever! Most of the times its something harmless but once in a while it gets dangerous like getting supportive of Narendra Modi.

11. They never have trouble getting along with the opposite sex. I mean its just not fair but its true, they seem to exude a certain something… pheromones? virility? love potion?

12. Remember the whole point about mischievous angelic but evil smiles? Yep that was inspired by a Piscean. I don’t think i have ever met one who doesn’t possess this particular peculiarity. 

That’s all folks! 

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12 Things About Virgos

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So this is actually a series i’m going to do called Twelve Things. Its going to cover every zodiac and of course its going to be very subjective and biased and based on personal opinion! 

And here’s the first one on Virgo, happily my dad, one of my best buds, a bestie, my jeej and my boyfriend all happen to be Virgos so i think i’ll hit the mark straight with this one. 

1. They can criticise  the sun for shining at the wrong brightness level

2. They are annoyingly neat and are proud of it.

3. They are also amazingly level headed and soothing when you’re a panicked mess.

4. Often they lose their minds and act like Librans but they will never admit to that.

5. In fact they’ll never admit to being wrong.

6. But they will admit that they love you or hate you. Frequently.

7. They laugh very weirdly and dont realize it when you’re laughing at their laugh and not the joke

8. Their eyes are black holes that can swallow your soul. In a nice way.

9. They will nag you and nag you and nag you some more and be all annoyed that you asked them not to nag you.

10. If you can get them away from their bed/ book/ tv/ computer, you’re Superman no matter what anyone says.

11. They’re a bunch of emo sentis. Make them watch the Google ad and you’ll see its true.

12. They’re exasperating and annoying and i love every single one of them.

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