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18 Things To Do While You’re Shopping

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1. Try out bras on top of your clothes.

2. Walk up to the stranger and say, ‘you again in this dress, what’s wrong.

3. Shake hands with mannequins.

4. Sneak into the Opposite gender dressing room. Watch.

5. Try some Harry Potter spells in the kids section.

6. Take out a blanket, spread it on the floor. Sleep and snore.

7. Put random things at someone else’s cart.

8. Start screaming, ‘Have you seen my X?’

9. Dance in the escalator.

10. Come out from the trial room, dressed like Joker.

11. Sing ‘I’m a disco dancer’ on top of your voice.

12. Go to the lingerie section and ask whether they sell Mangoes?

13. Go to a stranger and ask, ‘where is the free section?’

14. Give candies to random kids, if they don’t say thank you, tell the truth about Santa Claus.

15. Go to an angry kid. If they say ‘Get Out’, come back to him with your Boy Friend.

16. Laugh. Stop. Cry. Don’t stop.

17. Knock into the trial room and ask can you come in.

18. Ask people if this is happening in your dream.

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19 Things To Do In A Flight Journey

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  1. Laugh awkwardly every time you make eye contact with any co-passenger.
  2. Pretend you have one super genius cell phone that you don’t need to turn off.
  3. Talk bullshit with God. Inform ‘We are near’.
  4. Sleep talk. Loudly.
  5. Wake up from a dream, ask the next person for weed/condom.
  6. Also lean on his shoulders and cry endlessly.
  7. Draw ‘make love, not war’ posters and distribute to same gender co-passengers.
  8. Walk into the aisle. Start bhasaan dance or sing like Justin Bieber.
  9. Try to jump out from the window every time you see a fat lady.
  10.  Read Playboy. Every 10 minutes yell ‘I’m reading Playboy, anyone wanna join?’
  11.  See a kid and say you own 100 Play Stations, 10 Disney lands and 1 zoo.
  12.  Ask if anyone is willing to lend his monitor. Say you are dying to watch Krrish 3, now.
  13. Play air guitar in front of the rest room.
  14. Find an angry uncle. Give him a free hug. And run.
  15. Order Pork Sushi and Red Beer. Always.
  16. Find some one sleeping. Put lipstick on him. And watch.
  17. Shout over the phone ‘No there is no Bomb here’.
  18. Okay, come back to the aisle again and give an emotional farewell speech.
  19. Shout ‘Saaachin Saaachin’. 

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12 Fun Things To Do During A Haircut

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  1. Go for a Halloween special hair cut.
  2. Sing ‘Every night in my dreams I see you’ to your hair dresser from the core of your heart.
  3. Shout Blow j** instead of blow dry.
  4. Stare mindlessly at a cute guy around and then pretend to throw up, every time you make eye contact.
  5. Come, wearing pink shorts and green shoes.
  6.  10 minutes into it, stand up and sing Born Free.
  7. And drink Absinthe in the mean time.
  8. Eye the next woman with fear in your eyes/ shout ‘they are searching for you’.
  9. Make weird expressions in front of the mirror.
  10. Give an OMG-what-happened-to-your-hair expression to the girl beside you.
  11. Wave frantically to every person who enters and exits.
  12. If you see a baby, make her fall in love with Edwards, the guy who has scissors for hands.

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19 Things That Only People With OCD Will Understand

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  1. Impeccable cleaning is your religion.
  2. So much so that after finishing up the dinner at the restaurant, you have that terrible urge to clean the table.
  3. Or even the dirty restroom at the Club.
  4. You have solution to clean every types of stain (Monica Geller, Huh?).
  5. Lack of symmetry and order kills you often.
  6. Everything in your kitchen is labeled and ordered. And the other way round drives you crazy.
  7. Your wardrobe is always neatly organized. Period.
  8. And a friend’s disorganized closet makes you insane. Remember Sheldon from Big Bang Theory right?
  9. You try to even out the lipstick and the eye liner for the umpteenth number of time.
  10. You always understand if anyone touched your bookshelf.
  11.  You check things, recheck and repeat, tending to fall in an infinite loop.
  12. You are terribly superstitious, well mostly.
  13. And very conscious when it comes to numbers. Like every time you see 2 and 16 you are one happy baby. (yeeaah 16 can be divided by 2)
  14. You cannot for your life see a creased bed sheet.
  15. You make routines for everything. Yes, even before going out for shopping.
  16. Parking your car gives you one hard time. It always has to be perfectly aligned.
  17. By now you have learnt the order of magnets on your refrigerator. In worst case you have a picture taken in your cell phone.
  18. When it comes to packing you know it all. And no one else knows it better.
  19. Beware! You are just going to have panic attack seeing that it ends in 19 and not 20.

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